Here are the 5 stories for the week of APR14

1.The Shitty American government has Fucking done it agian. well anyway if you don't know what DRM is Fucking google it. the government has a new law/bill caled "Orphan Works". basically what it does is "Finders Keepers", "is your name on it", every single piece of artwork you create weather video, image, audio, anything will not be protected if it does not have your name on it. that means if someone finds your work and it does not have your name on it that person can legally steal it. WTF! also if you want to own the work you made you have to fucking pay to own it. even more bullshit. if someone finds your work and he does a "REASONABLE SEARCH" and does not find your work in a commercial copyright (which doesn't exist yet) they can use your work legally for anything they want and you can't do shit about it, and this is all over the world not just America.


MY WORK IS NOT PUBLIC PROPERTY!

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I have removed 80% of my deviations because of this.



BILL GATES is currently buiyng all of the registries so in the furuture you will pay him for your art. also


ACCORDING TO MY MATH SKILLS IT WILL COST 825 MILLION DOLLARS TO REGISTER ALL THE WORK ON DEVIANTART WITH JUST 3 REGISTRIES!

here is a link to the actual law information from COPYRIGHT.GOV [link]




both images came from journal


2. here is a story i found on the internetz Smart student

The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late.


Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's immediate family.
A 'smart' student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. "But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?"
As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look.
"Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other hand." onlyfunnystories.com

3. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........

South Korea has started an investigation... but for what... it turns out a company called BioFusion has calims that they made a woman pregnat with a cloned human embryo

4. EBAY bought SKYPE WTF...